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Look, I get it: ludicrous suitors are the name of the game on The Bachelorette, and always have been. Theyre the goofy fuel that keeps this shows engine purring, cutting through all that syrupy romance. Yet throughout Rebecca “Becca” Kufrins season, which is just a few weeks away from its finale, I have found myself wondering if the dudes of Bachelor Nation have always been this awful. At this point in the season, theres only one acceptable suitor left in Beccas stable—and, sadly, hes never really stood a chance.

After Monday nights hometown dates, just three men are left standing: front-runner Garrett Yrigoyen, bow-tie aficionado Blake Horstmann, and walking pomade testimonial Jason Tartick. None of these men have totally spotless records; Garrett, as most of Bachelor Nation knows, was forced to apologize publicly for some very troubling Instagram likes on a now-defunct account, which included posts that ran the gamut of racism, transphobia, and more. Blake has a nasty jealous streak. Jason is sort of obnoxious when hes playing hockey.

Still, from where Im sitting—my couch, eyes glued to the TV—Jason is also Beccas only tolerable option, largely because he's managed to fly under the radar for long enough to avoid implicating himself with any untoward behavior. Unfortunately for Jason, he's probably not going to last one more round; the reason he seemed to come out of nowhere late in the game is because he failed to establish consistent rapport and chemistry with Becca throughout the season.

Really, though whether youre Team Blake or Team Jason—or, for some inscrutable reason, still Team Garrett—as these three groom-to-be hopefuls pack their bags for Thailand, their continued presence on the show really only serves to underscore what a sorry group of suitors Becca had to choose from in the first place.

The worst of all, of course, was Lincoln Adim—who was once convicted of assault and battery, a detail that somehow escaped the shows notice during the casting process. But even some of the more average bros were unbearable—from the absurdly jealous Chris Randone, whose once told Becca that she owed him “50,000 kisses” for not spending more time with him, to Jordan Kimball and David Ravitz, who duked it out in an insufferable grudge match. At least it wasnt as bad as Kenny King and Lee Grants feud, which the show used as a ham-fisted attempt to address the tricky topic of race—but there was something particularly insidious about David, who seemed like the exemplar of the problematic “nice guy."

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Maybe the guys have always been this bad. Maybe increased scrutiny on the Bachelor programs, their production, and their cast members has simply made me more sensitive to flaws I would have previously ignored. Or maybe these days, decent dudes just don't enter “dating competition shows” that are more about boosting the Instagram profiles of those involved than anything else. But for whatever reason, Beccas band of lovers has been tough to stomach—especially in light of the grand act of assholery that got her a gig as the Bachelorette in the first place.

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Hugh Hefner and several employees on the tarmac in Los Angeles following the opening of that citys Playboy Club, 1965. Believe it or not, says one former Bunny, putting on the uniform was “liberating.” *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Hefner promoting the London Playboy Club, 1966. As he wrote in one of his many scrapbooks, “What does it feel like, being a living legend? Well, it feels just great!” From Getty Images.
Opening of the L.A. club, New Years Day, 1965. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
New Orleans club, early 1960s. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Hefner in London with 19-year-old girlfriend Barbi Benton, 1969. From Central Press/Getty Images.
New York Bunny Helena Antonaccio. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Benton, Hefner, and Bunnies disembark from The Big Bunny, Hefners private DC-9, in New York, circa 1970. Photograph by Sam Siegel/Photofest.
Jean-Paul Belmondo and Ursula Andress at the London club, 1966. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Two Bunnies from the London club prepare to take on arch-rivals from the Penthouse Club in a Good Friday waiters-and-waitresses race, 1972. By Ian Showell/Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images.
Rudolf Nureyev and Princess Lee Radziwill at the London club, 1966. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
The Tokyo club, which opened in 1976. From Corbis.
LeRoy Neiman paints the 1970 Bunny of the Year, Gina Byrams. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Not enough Bunny pictures, you say? Heres another one, then. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Hefner at the Chicago club around the time of its opening, in January 1960. Note the cuffless and collarless early uniforms, and cheerful, liveried buffet attendant. By Slim Aarons/Getty Images.
A Bunny gets her tail adjusted. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
A 60s-era Bunny Manual (complete with exhaustive notes and diagrams explaining the Bunny Stance, Bunny Perch, and Bunny Introduction). *Courtesy of *Playboy.
An early Bunny recruitment ad. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Hefner with friend and clubs co-founder Victor Lownes, London, 1966. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Whatll he have? George Lazenby ponders his drink order as a London Bunny hovers attentively, late 60s. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
The San Francisco club interior. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Tony Bennett performing at Playboys Lake Geneva resort, Wisconsin, late 60s. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Hefner (left) and Annette Funicello at the L.A. club, mid-60s. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Woody Allen performing at the opening of the London club, 1966. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Frank Sinatra at the London club, 1966. *Photograph courtesy of *Playboy.
Door Bunnies, New Orleans.Courtesy of Playboy.
John and Cynthia Lennon at the New York club during the Beatles first visit to the U.S., 1964. © Michael Ochs Archives/Corbis.
A dashiki-clad Bill Cosby and Shel Silverstein get a groove going with host Hef on the syndicated TV show Playboy After Dark, 1968. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Bunnies relaxing on the roof of the London club, 1969. By Ron Galella.
A croupier Bunny makes bets for distressed-looking “punters,” London, 1967. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Kathryn Leigh Scott, New York, 1963. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
Marilyn Cole, 1973 Playmate of the Year and the future Mrs. Victor Lownes, early 70s. By David Cairns/Express/Getty Images.
Greetings from The Big Bunny. *Courtesy of *Playboy.
*Playboy*s first cover girl, Marilyn Monroe, 1953. *Courtesy of *Playboy.

Laura BradleyLaura Bradley is a Hollywood writer for VanityFair.com.

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